I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
my liver is dry heaving
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
