Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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