There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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