Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
porn star boner night. come get it.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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