Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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