was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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