it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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