Your face is a jimmy john
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you would pick up someone in the library
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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