I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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