So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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