I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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