butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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