Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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