There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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