You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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