You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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