dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
where am i from again
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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