You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
How drunk are you?
Completed.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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