ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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