is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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