i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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