Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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