Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
