So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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