? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think I died a long time ago.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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