haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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