yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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