Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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