quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Randomize
