The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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