doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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