i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
thus making me awesome and them whores
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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