party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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