I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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