I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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