Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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