and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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