I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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