just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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