it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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