she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
pop tarts are not kleenex
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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