Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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