My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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