Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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