how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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