I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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