Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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