I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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