Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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