READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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