I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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