Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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