Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
