you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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