i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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