Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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