the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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