I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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