I don't think brook has ever known best
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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